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Try and Escape
At the mess hall, you effectively slit the guard's throat with a wooden knife you whittled away with your own teeth for a month. You run outside and try to climb over the wall.you make it to the top just as the guard dogs reach the base of the wall, then pause for a moment to let out a cry of victory. That wasn't very smart. You feel hot lead puncture you in several places and you fall headfirst off the wall, landing on the ground in a heap. Somehow, you're still alive.







