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Protect your land and women from Gorgotron
Despite your best efforts, you are unable to protect your land and women from Gorgotron. Soon the title deeds to your land are the legal property of Gorgotron, and all the women in the land are unable to resist his incredibly studly ways.
Finally, in an act of desperation, you attempt to kill Gorgotron. Unfortunately all this gets you is a battered and bruised body from Gorgotron's excellent self defensive abilities, and 10 years for attempted murder.
Your cell is dark and cold.