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Chat for a while, then ask if you can buy the Anime from them
You expend every bit of charisma you can manage. You talk about the weather. You talk about the local sports teams and their prospects regarding the local championship. You coo appreciatively over pictures of their grandchildren. You bond over a shared love of carving little wooden ducks out of driftwood.
The trap is set. Finally, when the time is right, you get down on one knee and pop the question: "Will you please sell me your Anime?"
"I'm sorry," the teacher responds, "You seem like a great individual, but this is for my grandson."
The teacher stares into the distance for a long time, then adds, "I can't go back to him empty-handed. Not again."
GAME OVER