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Turn around and face the mafia men
I wouldn't want your life to become hollow and empty!" you shout. You quickly turn around and sprint towards the Mafia types that were just trying to chase you down. With impressive speed and skill you quickly hyper-poke all of them, leaving in your wake a mess of destruction and slain bodies.
Unfortunately, while you were busy heroically killing Mafia lackeys. Ronny Wallbank had the opportunity to pull a powerful handgun out of his spiffy Mafia coat. And as you sprint towards him to finish your murderous rampage, he takes deft aim and fires a single shot, puncturing fifteen different organs. Quite a shot!