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Summon Johnny Wallbank so you can complain to him
You flail your arms like a wild man until the tendrils of magic are sufficiently shaped to move Johnny Wallbank from his native England to your location. He is asleep.
"Wake up, you limey!" you scream into his ear.
"What the bloody hell is the big idea?" he demands, "Why can't you just leave me alone?"
"Look at this, Johnny!" you yell, "Some dumbface gave me the gun out of Trigun. Can you believe it?"
Johnny seems genuinely impressed. "Wow. As if summoning me and HyperPoking people wasn't enough."
"I know, tell me about it. I just hope this is the Manga version and not the Anime version."