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Summon Johnny Wallbank
Quickly you gesture and mumble under your breath. After a moment of that, Johnny appears in a puff of smoke, standing a bit hunched over like he was in the middle of something before you summoned him.
"What the bloody hell?" he yells, "I was about to beat my high score on the Trogdor arcade game!" He glares at you, clearly wondering what could be so important to drag him halfway across the world when he could be burninating the countryside.
It's enough to make you wonder that yourself.