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Stop and reflect on recent events
"Wait..." you say to yourself, "I killed a 18 foot lizard with a tazer. That's not illegal."
The two mafia goons, who were only trying to make polite conversation, regard you oddly. "Yeah. You're right." one of them says, "And I should know, seeing as I've often found myself on the wrong side of the law."
"It pays to know exactly what you're doing wrong." the other guy comments.
Exultant you return to the street and are promptly arrested for "killing a man in a lizard suit". Luckily at the trial you prove the lizard to be, in fact, a lizard, and are allowed free. Perhaps you should now devote your time to finding the guy who framed you and bringing him to justice.
GAME OVER