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Sell your soul to the highest bidder.
You quickly set up an auctioning booth, and ask random passersby to bid on your soul. None of them comply. In fact, all they really do is shoot you weird looks, cover their children's ears, and walk away very quickly. Obviously this plan of attack isn't working, time for plan b.
That's right, online auctions! You put your soul up on eBay, and watch the bids roll in. Soon the bidding is over one million dollars! You close the bidding, and wait for the winner to come pick up his purchase.
Days pass, with no sign of the buyer. You begin to grow anxious, could something have happened to him? Should you care? What should you do?