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Say, "I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom."
The bored man just stares at you like you grew another head.
After an uneasy pause, you say, "I SAID-"
"I know what you said," he replies, "It was just so silly that I couldn't possibly dignify it with an answer."
"Seriously," you explain, "I need to go to the bathroom REALLY BAD."
"Only paying customers can use the bathroom." The man explains.
"Paying customers?" you ask incredulously, "This is a police station!"
The man wordlessly points out the Gifte Shoppe
Grumbling you make you way over to the Gifte Shoppe.