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Listen to Morpheus
You ride with Morpheus and his crew. Eventually, he takes you to his special place.
"This," he says, "Is Olive Garden. When you're here, you're family."
"Not much to look at," you say, glancing around at all the things to look at.
"There's unlimited salad and breadsticks," Morpheus goes on, "As well as anything else you might like."
Your tummy gurgles unhappily. "I'm not really that hungry." you say.
Trinity gives you a knowing glance over her sunglasses. "Anything," she says.
The waiter walks up to your table and looks at you expectantly. "What can I get you, cousin?" they ask.