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Hang Out With The "Cool" Fish
There are plenty of other fish in this tank, but only an elite few fish qualify as "cool". You search them out and, after lots of sucking up, are invited into the tight circle of the "cool" fish. You and your new "cool" fish friends hang out at the neat little plastic sunken ship, eat only the finest fish food, and taunt the other, uncool fish. Life is good, as far as being a fish goes.
You live out your fish days in happiness until one tragic day, when the owner of the tank forgets to put the little anti-chlorine thing in the tank after a cleaning. Within minutes everything goes cold and dark. The world blurs in front of your eyes as you slowly go belly-up. Such is the death of a fish.
You respawn in a deep, dark jungle.
GAME OVER







