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Hang around here much longer
You hang around. Eventually the sandwich police show up and arrest you. You put up a valiant struggle, but to no avail. At the trial you summon Johnny Wallbank as a character witness, but it turns out he thinks you're a heartless and evil person.
So now you're on death row for killing a defenseless sandwich. You at least got them to drop the thievery charge.







