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Go shopping for comfortable slacks
And so, to the mall! It's slacks you need, and comfortable ones at that! You arrive at the mall and immediately find a parking spot right near the entrance! You walk into the nearest purveyor of comfortable slacks, and discover several pairs arrayed on a display at the front of the store! In your exact size! You grab two pair, one black and one khaki, and search for the fitting rooms!
Hmm, this is odd! Where is the fitting room! You wander through the store, trying to locate the fitting room, and discover something even more disturbing - there are no sales people! No one - at all - has tried to accost you since you arrived! In horror, you reverse your course and head back to the front of the store! But even though you are sure you've gone back exactly the way you came, you never come upon the entrance! That's when the realization hits you - you're IN HELL!!!