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Go Fishing
You've long had the ability to summon a torrent of yummy fish whenever you feel like it, but sometimes the old ways are best, you know? So you grab rod and reel and line and hook and lure and bait and bobber and hat and flannel shirt and boat and PFD and beer and tolling motor and outboard motor and lunch and lunchbox and sunscreen and radio and station playing the hits of the 70s, 80s, 90s, and today.
Soon enough, you've attached reel to rod, wound line on reel, attached hook to line, attached lure to hook, attached bait to lure, attached bobber to bait, wait no... remove bobber... put bobber on line. Anyway, hat...shirt...
Okay whatever you're on a boat. The bait is on the hook. The hook is in the water. The beer is in your hand. The hits are on the radio. Life is good. What now?