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Give the Animal or Monster or Something a Hug.
Well, okay, I guess that works in c-grade, Disney, made-for-TV movies. The kind where the evil villain's only motivation is that he hates good things and, therefore, can be destroyed by the emotion love. You push down any fears or doubts you may have, and give the animal or monster or something a great big hug.
For a second it seems to work, as your sudden show of affection makes the animal or monster or something momentarily forgets his hunger and evil to focus on being greatly disturbed. Then he regains his composure, bites your head off and sucks all your organs out your neck hole. A nasty, terrible way to die to be sure.
You awaken in the depths of nether hell.