Recent Articles
- The Simpsons
- Tifa
- Old Gregg
- Bias
- Anime
- Print On Demand
- GRAY GRAN
- Gunk
- Earth
- Warning
- Magic User's Club
- Homebrew
- Christmas
- Omega Kitty
- The Little Protractor That Could
- Methods of Escape
- People Who Don't Live in Cardboard Towns
- Smoking
- Padiddle
- Pokemon Soccer
- Punching People in the Head
- Purple Balcony of Doom and Altoids
- New Years Resolutions
- Farmers
- Golden Whip of Unusualness
Link to the Encyclopedia
Friends of the Encyclopedia
|
| This website and its contents are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International License |
Give it a stab
You unsheathe your mighty sword and, without a moment's hesitation, stab it deep into the undulating red spire. Unfortunately, the undulating red spire is electrically charged! Your muscles automatically contract under the deadly (and quite painful) current, meaning that you cannot let go of the sword that is acting as a bridge for the electricity to travel into your weak human body. 3 seconds of painful electrocution later, your dead carcass falls to the ground.
You respawn in what appears to be a top-secret laboratory, surrounded by high tech machinery and computers. You have no idea what these scientific looking things do, but it looks as though destroying them would be a PILE of fun.