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Get Stomach Pumped
You head over to the nearest convenient hospital to get your stomach pumped, which is a surprisingly good idea. They quickly jab an enormous uncomfortable tube down your esophagus and begin sucking the bite-sized bits of gold from your stomach.
The doctor informs you that normally such an inert metal as gold would do nothing to you in small quantities and would pass undigested and largely untouched through your colon. However since you ate nearly three pounds of the stuff you made the right choice to go to the hospital and get it treated. Good work!