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Get some cybernetic hands
You head on down to your friendly cybernetic body parts shop, with the intent to purchase some new hands. However, when you walk in the door, a loud buzzer goes off, and a clerk rushes up to greet you.
"Congratulations, you are our one-billionth customer!" says the cheerful clerk in a high falsetto voice. "You just won a free operation to turn you into a fully functional,Far superior to humans, cyborg!"
"But all I want is some new hands!" you protest.
"Oh," the clerk sighs sadly. "That's a shame, since the technology we would have integrated into your body would have been state-of-the-art, making you easily one million times stronger then you are now."
Whoa, a free chance to become far stronger then you are now. It's not what you came here for, but it's hard to pass up. Maybe you should accept this generous prize. Or maybe not.