Get on it like a ham sandwich

You dispose of the demonic children in the same way you would dispose of a ham sandwich, which is by slicing them up and eating them. They don't taste very good, and you faint from food poisoning.

You awaken within the confines of a gargantuan mechanical parakeet. Sort of like a massive metal budgerigar statue. You seem to still have all of your super powers, but how you became confined within such an impressive metallic bird is a complete mystery to you.