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Follow the logic to its conclusion
"Well," you explain to yourself, "Let's look at it logically. Some mighty force wishes me to enter the Emerald City and probably speak with the Almighty Oz. Despite the fact I ran away from the Emerald City and instead went to Atlantic City for some quick Infanticide I ended up even closer to Oz than ever. Logical conclusion: I shall respawn closer to my destination if I die now."
So you unsheathe your blade and bury it deep into your chest. Unfortunately you have so much HP that doing this barely hurt you. Sighing, you continue hacking away at your body until finally you get a critical hit and die.
Sure enough you respawn in the presence of the Almighty Oz.
GAME OVER







