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Eat the candy
You scarf down the candy that Gorgotron so thoughtfully brought home without even thinking of sharing. Gorgotron, somewhat disgusted by your savage display of sugar consumption, leaves the room, to go read a magazine in the peace and quiet of the den. You continue to eat the sugar at an alarming rate, as though your very life might end if you do not consume as much sugar as you possibly can.
However, in a cruel twist of fate, the overload of sugar is enough to give you a fatal heart attack. Your death is quite unexpected, but very final.
You respawn as the mighty and feared Borbotron, the finest of the -otron series of ruiners of worlds.
GAME OVER







