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Eat a sandwich
Sandwiches are good! Hooray sandwich! You quickly scope out a sandwich, and without a second thought, consume it. It's good and sandwichy.
Suddenly, you start feeling very sick. That sandwich was not as fresh as it looked. You stagger about for a bit, occasionally stopping to vomit.
After a bit of this, your stomach is empty, and you can vomit no more. Your throat is completely shredded, and you feel sick in general. You come to the conclusion that eating sandwiches of unknown origin is not a generally good idea.