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Dude... did you already forget the wolves?
Oh. The wolves. Right.
You cast Magic Missile.
Or more accurately, you attempt to. However, you get a pop-up in the air in front of you-- "Arcane spell failure." Dude, you must really suck at D&D.
Don't you know that heavy armor always interferes with your ability to cast spells? What in the world were you thinking? Of course, the wolves are laughing at you. As a matter of fact, they're laughing so hard, they're just rolling around on the ground, howling and wiping their eyes with their paws. This may be an excellent get-away time.







