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Attempt to steal the gold
They think you're trapped in here with this gold. Little do they realize, this gold is in here trapped with YOU!
You give in to avarice, reaching for the precious, precious gold. You have every intent of taking it and using it for your own sinister purposes, like using it as a sound investment and store of value.
To your surprise the second your hand touches the gold you hear a strange mechanical clanking sound, almost as though 44 swords attached to an elaborate grid have dropped blade first from the ceiling of the vault.
How unusual.
GAME OVER