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Attack the Cyborg Doctor!
"DIE!" you scream, as you send a terrible punch at the cyborg doctor. Your fist pings worthlessly against his subdermal armor.
The doctor grins wickedly. "My turn," he says while drawing back for a massive cybernetic punch.
"Wait!" you shout, "I thought doctors were supposed to do no harm!"
Your rhetorical attack bounces harmlessly off the doctor's subdermal anti-debate implants. Meanwhile, you bounce harmfully off the cyborg doctor's fist. You hit the ground hard and roll, finally coming to a stop dozens of feet away.
You stagger to your feet as the cyborg doctor clomps towards you on his subdermal legs. Should you try again, or just run away?