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Attack the Alien
Peace was never an option. You are a warrior, trained to fight your way out of every situation, even situations that you haven't made any effort to understand. ESPECIALLY situations you haven't made any effort to understand.
You lunge sword-first at the alien, who has the courtesy of looking surprised before you bury your blade in its center. Even Johnny is caught off-guard, it's only after the alien slides off your blade leaving slick green goo behind that he realizes what happened.
"Bloody hell!" he exclaims, "All right, if that's how we're going to do it, let's do it!"
There are only two ways out of the small arrival bay you're in, the hatch you entered and a door behind the dead alien. On his corpse is a keycard that you find can open either door.