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1984 by George Orwell
You swiftly bring Orwell's classic boring book about oppression and communism down upon the error, mightily and hastily crushing it. You remove your book from the smashed error and view its disgusting remains. It's all crushed and defeated, just as the common man was in 1984. Yes this error's discarded remains are much like the souls and spirits of the general public. It has been taught to love you, the big brother in this little analogy, through pain and fear.
Unfortunately, all this horribly boring thinking affects you for the worse. By the time you've finished deeply thinking about George Orwell and his writing, it's already too late. Your horrible deep consideration of a meaningless novel has transformed you into a High School English teacher! Woe is you.







