User:Forbidden Void

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

The time has come for a proper biographical explanation of the global phenomenon that is the Forbidden Void.

The Birth of the Void

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Void came into existence. It was little more, at first, than a nebulous cloud of unformed ideas and a bleak and dismal view of the future. There were witnesses, of course, as there must be at such a momentous occasion. God, Buddha, and Mary Tyler Moore all presided over the event.

Much discussion ensued over the intrustion of such powerful potential into the universe, and it was decided, by the eighty-first galactic council, that the Void would be restricted to the form of a human child. So the Forbidden Void was packed up and shipped off through a temporal vortex to the late 20th century on a slummy planet called Earth. Some sources disagree with this portion of the history. They have been summarily silenced.

Early Development of the Void

The Forbidden Void found himself in quite a pickle. Phenomenal cosmic power. Itty-bitty living space. Resigned to make the most of his situation, he immediately absorbed himself in the role of human infancy, and cried until his surrogate parents provided him with sustenance. Over the course of the first few years of development, the Void craftily disguised his immense intelligence and inordinate capabilities by behaving as most Earth children do.

The Surrogates took the Void to many places on this new planet, including the "Georgia" and the long lost city of Berlin. A brief sojourn in the tropics of the Pacific forced the Void to finally take action and manipulate history. He took control of the situation and transported the entire family (which now consisted of two addition children. Initial investigation confirmed they were in fact, authentic human children, and therefore, not an immediate threat) to the alpine comfort of the Rocky Mountains.

It was there, in those mountains, that the development of the Void was completed.

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