Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A sheet of paper with a proof that P≠NP
A wilhelm scream
A baby monitor lizard
A German nutcracker screaming for its missing lever
The World Famous Greenbelt Utility Pole
A cocaine-encrusted bible
A maximum of four juggling balls
A map of Kenosha, Wisconsin
An Al Gore Campaign Button
An important looking letter marked "return to sender"

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