Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that was caught fooling around with your significant other.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An unopened box of secrets
A five leafed clover
A bollard painted to look like a candy cane
A clock striking 13
A borb
A Diamond Sword
A felt-tipped pen
A Grandfather Clock
A Plastic Thing that looks important but you have no idea what it's for
A three-headed monkey

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