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Inventory
>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that has paid Ninjas to kill you in your sleep.
>check inventory
You are carrying:
A necklace made of marathon runner toenails
A set of wooden building blocks that spell "lol butts"
A bag of holding
A Type II Phaser
A Dragon Egg (Hatched)
A piece of paper listing how many doors and how many wheels there are in the universe
A farmer's trophy for being "out standing in your field"
A counterfeit gravestone
A pack of paper joss-cigarettes that have been burned as an offering to the ancestors
The stuffing from a stuffed-crust pizza
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