User:DarkWyrm

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

The story surrounding the emergence of DarkWyrm into this present reality is one of much controversy and confusion. Some say he just suddenly popped into existence, while others say he evolved from a potato. The validity of these stories is questionable at times. The truth may never be known. However, there is a tale that is celebrated more than than the others, and is the most likely the be fact. This is the story of DarkWyrm. There once existed a swirling vortex of energy that spewed random anomalies of matter. This vortex was known as St. Charles. From this vortex, a small child emerged. This child's guardians at once knew that he was special. He has the uncanny ability to emit sonic sound disturbances, known as "Sonic Burps". Other things that made him less normal, aside from the tail growing out of his butt, were his sharp teeth and large talons. It also became apparent that he had ADHD, which resulted in him running around everywhere randomly, using his Sonic Burp ability, and yelling, "Fwooosh! I'm an airplane!". DarkWyrm never was a social person. Every time someone would try to talk to him, they would say something stupid and he would rip them to shreds, however, he did enjoy math and science. As he grew older, he discovered the joy that was computers. Also, he found he could scetch barely discriminable pictures on stuff with his claws. To this day, DarkWyrm lurks in his dimly lit room in front of his computr screen, occasionally drawing a picture or two. He still has the bad habit of maiming people who bug him, but that's normally not an issue.