Rpg Rankings

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

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We're not really RPG guys around here. For a game to resonate with us, it must first overcome the failings of it's own genre.

S-Rank

Skies of Arcadia Legends 
Takes the framework of the genre and elevates it to perfection.

A-Rank

Terranigma 
A charming guided tour through the history of humanity.
Dragon Warrior III (GBC Version) 
The ultimate old school.
Phantasy Star IV 
Science Fiction > Fantasy.
Ogre Battle 64 
I've never played this one.
Riviera - The Promised Land 
Smashup that actually works.
Fallout 
The story of a guy with a water chip on his shoulder.
Fallout 2 
Doesn't really pick up until you start pimping out your wife.
Avernum - the ones before number four
Okay so theres no direction and two frame battle alnimations but its still good
Avernum - the ones after four
where did the two frame animations go???
Bahamut Lagoon 
Or perhaps words about creatures from lagoons that are black!

B-Rank

Chrono Trigger 
Yes. We put it in B-rank. We're rebels like that.
Phantasy Star II 
Clonelabs was pretty intense for it's time.
Dragon Quest 8 
Adventures, only without the jokes.
Kingdom Hearts 2 
It's fun, but it still makes no sense.
Soul Blazer 
Even Terranigma's predecessor was pretty awesome.
Tales of Symphonia 
Getting the "Good" ending requires you needlessly slaughter an innocent. LAME.
Mario and Luigi - Superstar Saga 
Mario Can do no wrong!
Super Mario RPG 
Mario can do no wrong with the help of square!
Mario and Luigi - Partners in Time. 
Mario can do slightly less no wrong.
Septerra Core 
Limited only by the PC medium it so foolishly chose.
Grandia II 
save the world through fighting demon guts one at a time.
Star Wars - Knights of the Old Republic 2 
Explain to me how killing annoying people is evil. I mean, come on!
Chrono Cross 
What little I did play of this one taught me to hate 3D.
Shining Force 
Excellent use of tactics.
Golden Sun - The Lost Age 
Excellent use of sequel.

C-Rank

Lunar Legend 
Anime'd Out.
.hack 
You watch the series, you play the games, you read the manga, only to find it still doesn't make sense.
Golden Sun 
Curse you, inconclusive ending!
Sigma Star Saga 
Came so close to brilliance.
Mega Man X Command Mission 
Never played this one. I'll assume Megaman ZX is better.
The Elder Scrolls III - Morrowind 
The upside is you can do anything. The downside is you can do anything.
Phantasy Star Online Episodes I&II 
Excellent while they lasted.
Kingdom Hearts 
The Disney + Final fantasy actually sort of works. What doesn't work is the jumping.

D-Rank

Fable 
This game taught me everything I know about flirting.
Evolution 
Cool character designs cannot save it's lack of plot.
Evolution II 
Ditto.

E-Rank

none yet

Final Fantasy Rank

all of them 
Cloud, just marry Sephiroth already. Everybody knows.
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