Rpg Rankings
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
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Notes
We're not really RPG guys around here. For a game to resonate with us, it must first overcome the failings of it's own genre.
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S-Rank
- Skies of Arcadia Legends
- Takes the framework of the genre and elevates it to perfection.
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A-Rank
- Terranigma
- A charming guided tour through the history of humanity.
- Dragon Warrior III (GBC Version)
- The ultimate old school.
- Phantasy Star IV
- Science Fiction > Fantasy.
- Ogre Battle 64
- I've never played this one.
- Riviera - The Promised Land
- Smashup that actually works.
- Fallout
- The story of a guy with a water chip on his shoulder.
- Fallout 2
- Doesn't really pick up until you start pimping out your wife.
- Avernum - the ones before number four
- Okay so theres no direction and two frame battle alnimations but its still good
- Avernum - the ones after four
- where did the two frame animations go???
- Bahamut Lagoon
- Or perhaps words about creatures from lagoons that are black!
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B-Rank
- Chrono Trigger
- Yes. We put it in B-rank. We're rebels like that.
- Phantasy Star II
- Clonelabs was pretty intense for it's time.
- Dragon Quest 8
- Adventures, only without the jokes.
- Kingdom Hearts 2
- It's fun, but it still makes no sense.
- Soul Blazer
- Even Terranigma's predecessor was pretty awesome.
- Tales of Symphonia
- Getting the "Good" ending requires you needlessly slaughter an innocent. LAME.
- Mario and Luigi - Superstar Saga
- Mario Can do no wrong!
- Super Mario RPG
- Mario can do no wrong with the help of square!
- Mario and Luigi - Partners in Time.
- Mario can do slightly less no wrong.
- Septerra Core
- Limited only by the PC medium it so foolishly chose.
- Grandia II
- save the world through fighting demon guts one at a time.
- Star Wars - Knights of the Old Republic 2
- Explain to me how killing annoying people is evil. I mean, come on!
- Chrono Cross
- What little I did play of this one taught me to hate 3D.
- Shining Force
- Excellent use of tactics.
- Golden Sun - The Lost Age
- Excellent use of sequel.
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C-Rank
- Lunar Legend
- Anime'd Out.
- .hack
- You watch the series, you play the games, you read the manga, only to find it still doesn't make sense.
- Golden Sun
- Curse you, inconclusive ending!
- Sigma Star Saga
- Came so close to brilliance.
- Mega Man X Command Mission
- Never played this one. I'll assume Megaman ZX is better.
- The Elder Scrolls III - Morrowind
- The upside is you can do anything. The downside is you can do anything.
- Phantasy Star Online Episodes I&II
- Excellent while they lasted.
- Kingdom Hearts
- The Disney + Final fantasy actually sort of works. What doesn't work is the jumping.
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D-Rank
- Fable
- This game taught me everything I know about flirting.
- Evolution
- Cool character designs cannot save it's lack of plot.
- Evolution II
- Ditto.
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E-Rank
none yet
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Final Fantasy Rank
- all of them
- Cloud, just marry Sephiroth already. Everybody knows.

