Noun Rankings

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

Contents 1 S-Rank 2 A-Rank 3 B-Rank 4 C-Rank 5 D-Rank 6 E-Rank 7 U-Rank

S-Rank

• George Washington

A-Rank

• a seemingly innocuous bishop wearing a green hat that strikes total, paralyzing fear into you
• MegaMan Exe
• an 'Assassination 101' course textbook

B-Rank

• George Washington
• a dusty, probably non-functional NES game cartridge
• Tyler Durden
• hyper-Stalin

C-Rank

• your computer
• Vatican City
• your computer
• unit 01
• an underground cult movement

D-Rank

• some random J-pop band
• a telemarketing scam
• your favorite author's new novel
• Clark Kent

E-Rank

• Bad Ash
• your mom
• Timothy

U-Rank

• a crate-pushing puzzle