Noun Cards
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
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People
- Santa Claus
- Clark Kent
- a White Mage
- Johnny Wallbank
- a Genie
- Dracula
- Atilla the Hun
- your mom
- a Foreign Minister
- a seemingly innocuous bishop wearing a green hat that strikes total, paralyzing fear into you
- a silent, stoic RPG character
- George Washington
- cyborg Lincoln
- unit 01
- Dexter Holland
- a level four error
- some random J-pop band
- zombie Lenin
- hyper-Stalin
- Hillary Lohan
- Lindsy Duff
- Rocket Slime
- a horde of deadites
- Bruce Timm's Version of the Justice Leauge
- Some Loser Anarchist
- Timothy
- Tomothy
- damn Hippies
- Ash
- Bad Ash
- some Goodly-little-two-shoes
- Tyler Durden
- Michael Cain
- the Mota boy
- Bob (who spent 15 years getting loaded)
- Bob (the kind of guy who knows just what to do)
- Bob (could he ever walk the line?)
- the young and violent Johnny Cash
- the old and dark Johny Cash
- Johnny cash (sadly, currently strung out on cocaine)
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Places
- this awesome party
- the future
- Lord Exdeath's castle
- an average-sized yacht
- some ancient ruins
- a crate-pushing puzzle
- Vatican City
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Things
- your computer
- the lottery
- a $100 bill you found
- a hamburger
- your mom
- your favorite author's new novel
- a sub sandwich
- Sega Genesis
- a time machine
- a stylish necktie
- a dusty, probably non-functional NES game cartridge
- vital legal documents
- priceless wax monument
- a hard-to-find brand of lawnmowers
- an 'Assassination 101' course textbook
- a telemarketing scam
- an underground cult movement
- a ham sammich
- a Prairie Home Companion
- Noodles
- Marley and Marley LTD.
- Ninja Info Cards

