Noun Cards

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

People

  1. Santa Claus
  2. Clark Kent
  3. a White Mage
  4. Johnny Wallbank
  5. a Genie
  6. Dracula
  7. Atilla the Hun
  8. your mom
  9. a Foreign Minister
  10. a seemingly innocuous bishop wearing a green hat that strikes total, paralyzing fear into you
  11. a silent, stoic RPG character
  12. George Washington
  13. cyborg Lincoln
  14. unit 01
  15. Dexter Holland
  16. a level four error
  17. some random J-pop band
  18. zombie Lenin
  19. hyper-Stalin
  20. Hillary Lohan
  21. Lindsy Duff
  22. Rocket Slime
  23. a horde of deadites
  24. Bruce Timm's Version of the Justice Leauge
  25. Some Loser Anarchist
  26. Timothy
  27. Tomothy
  28. damn Hippies
  29. Ash
  30. Bad Ash
  31. some Goodly-little-two-shoes
  32. Tyler Durden
  33. Michael Cain
  34. the Mota boy
  35. Bob (who spent 15 years getting loaded)
  36. Bob (the kind of guy who knows just what to do)
  37. Bob (could he ever walk the line?)
  38. the young and violent Johnny Cash
  39. the old and dark Johny Cash
  40. Johnny cash (sadly, currently strung out on cocaine)

Places

  1. this awesome party
  2. the future
  3. Lord Exdeath's castle
  4. an average-sized yacht
  5. some ancient ruins
  6. a crate-pushing puzzle
  7. Vatican City

Things

  1. your computer
  2. the lottery
  3. a $100 bill you found
  4. a hamburger
  5. your mom
  6. your favorite author's new novel
  7. a sub sandwich
  8. Sega Genesis
  9. a time machine
  10. a stylish necktie
  11. a dusty, probably non-functional NES game cartridge
  12. vital legal documents
  13. priceless wax monument
  14. a hard-to-find brand of lawnmowers
  15. an 'Assassination 101' course textbook
  16. a telemarketing scam
  17. an underground cult movement
  18. a ham sammich
  19. a Prairie Home Companion
  20. Noodles
  21. Marley and Marley LTD.
  22. Ninja Info Cards
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