Murloc
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
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Murloc Talent Trees
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BIG PULL TREE
- 0 point tier
- Aggravation (5 points) - Increases range that you will engage players by 5, 10, 15, 25, 30 yards.
- Underwater Stealthing (3 points) - Decreases the likelihood that players will be able to see you underwater.
- 5 point tier
- Rally Annoyance (3 points) - When you pull, gives a 20/40/60% chance of pulling another Murloc to aid you.
- Enduring Agony (5 points) - Allows you to pursue a fleeing/disinterested opponent for an additional 25/40/65 yards.
- Improved Sprint (2 point) - Increases the run speed of your sprint by 10/20%
- 10 point tier
- Dozy Strikes (5 points) - Increases chance to daze fleeing/disinterested opponents by 20/40/60/80/100%
- Crash Sound Card (1 point) - Whilst activated, has a chance to cause echoing effects on your target player's sound card, causing a driver conflict error and crashing them.
- Spawn of the Behind (2 points) - Increases the chance that you will be able to patrol into the rear of a player from out of nowhere by 25%,50%.
- 15 point tier
- Dismount Player (5 points) (Requires 5 points in Dozy Strikes) - Increases chance to dismount fleeing/disinterested opponents by 20/40/60/80/100%
- Instant Strikes (5 points) - You will be able to attack for 0.2, 0.4, 0.6, 0.8, 1 seconds before you actually spawn.
- Execute Spawn (3 points) (Requires 2 points in Spawn of the Behind) - Trigger yourself to spawn on a player with less than 15, 20, 25% health.
- 20 point tier
- Detect Cooldowns (3 points) (Requires 3 points in Execute Spawn) - If a player uses a cooldown, you gain a 25, 50, 75% chance of triggering a supporting spawn near the player.
- Cascade Volume (5 points) - Increases the volume of your AGALGRALGHRLAHUGLRGUH!! by 50, 100, 150, 200, 250% with each Murloc that you pull.
- 25 point tier
- Summon: Opposing Faction (5 points) - Each time you inflict damage on an opponent, there is a chance that a member of the opposing faction of that player will appear and aid you, of Levels +10, 20, 30, 40, epic geared and 50 to the player.
- Summon: World Event Mob (5 points) - Each time you inflict damage on an opponent, there is a chance that a world event monster will spawn directly on top of the opponent.
- 30 point tier
- Omen of Lag (1 point) - Imbues your next damaging spell or melee strike with the spirit of latency, increasing a player's ping by 1337-1442 for 15 seconds. During this period, the player cannot cast spells or use abilities and you are protected for all sources of damage.
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FRUSTRATION TREE
- 0 point tier
- Perceptive Waist (3 points) - Decreases the chance of being pickpocketed by a player by 10/20/30%
- Annoyance Aura (5 points) - Increases the Annoyance caused to a player by 1/2/3/4/5 if you are within 3 yards of that player.
- 5 point tier
- Fists of Fury (3 points) - After killing a player, increases chance that they will pound their fist into their desk by 10/20/30%
