Movies About Stupid Kung Fu Chicks Rankings

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

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Right now the market is saturated with lousy action movies about insane women wearing unusual clothing and murdering people. Apparently some sad loser somewhere finds this combination of ignoring physics and murder to be somehow sexy and exicting. We hope to one day find this man, so we can throw bricks through his windows.

I don't need to ever see the movies on this list to know exactly how to rank them.

S-Rank

It cannot exist, and therefore must not exist.

A-Rank

It cannot be allowed to exist and shall not exist.

B-Rank

If it does exist, It will not exist here.

C-Rank

You get the general idea

D-Rank

Ho hum

E-Rank

Ect.

U-Rank

  • Kill Bill Vol. 1
  • Electra
  • Kill Bill Vol. 2
  • Underworld
  • Underworld Evolution
  • Ultraviolet
  • Aeon Flux
  • Everything else in the genre
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