Moon

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

When I say the word "moon", what do you think of? Do you think of that great big ball of cheese in the sky, or do you think of somebody's... uh... never mind. Well, I should first come to say the moon isn't entirely made out of cheese. In fact, some scientists even say it isn't at all. But who cares what they say, the core's a cheese ball. Maybe when the world runs out of food, we can go to the moon and cut it open and eat its cheese! Now, if the moon was made of cheese, wouldn't it have melted away by now? Maybe, the cheese IS just another myth.

Even if it isn't made of cheese, one statement can not be argued with. Everyone loves the moon. It is one of the most popular moons I know of. Well, wouldn't you be popular to if you were made of cheese?

This may seem a shock to you, but after interviewing the moon (and failing to get it's autograph) I found out that the moon hates being itself. And if you think about it, you won't argue. The moon just sits there with the job of revolving around the earth, and reflecting the sun's light back at the earth. The moon is sick of that sun! It just sits there and helps the sun unwillingly. The moon says that the sun is to prideful and that if he were a start like that he wouldn't make others reflect off of him. Big words from a little moon. But as we think about it harder, maybe the moon is wrong. Maybe it should be thankful it can light up the night with the sun's light so that we can see, and it should be proud to be made of cheese, because cheese is the world's greatest resource. I don't think anyone will ever truly know how the moon should feel about this ever devastating conflict.