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Random ArticleYou see, they created this really incredible supercomputer called Smart Brick to predict the future. They fed it all the information about the start of the universe, told it all the laws of physics, and let it run a simulation of history. It all ran perfectly until it said that the earth was carried on the back of a giant turtle named Hitler. After a few hundred years of hand-checking all the computer's logic they realized that according to the laws of physics and the fundamental nature of the universe the earth should really be carried on the back of an enormous turtle named Hitler. | |
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