Dimestore Novel Supers
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
This will be more fleshed out later.
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Heroes
Killian Peepel
Killian Peepel is the homicidal detective that is single-handedly responsible for wiping out crime for the midwestern Tubbo City. He has a superpower license, but experts are unsure if he has an actual superpowers. All they know for sure is a walking firearm arsenal.
The All-Natural
The All-Natural is stronger and faster than any normal human, as long as he avoids anything other than wholesome organic products. He usually fights all-natural as well, if you know what I mean.
Freebird
Freebird was a redneck jerk that was hexed by a vengeful voodoo priestess into a giant bird. Eventually he learned his lesson and was transformed back to a human, but whenever he falls back into his racist boozy ways he will begin to revert. He turned this curse to his advantage, becoming the gun-toting winged champion of the south.
The Hispanic Ninja
The Hispanic Ninja was originally Señor Espadachín, a rapier-toting hispanic vigilante in the vein of Zorro. He was facing decreasing popularity in his native California, so he hired a image consultant who advised him to cash in on the modern popularity of ninjas. In the end, all he did was change his name.
Ceiling Fan Man
Ceiling Fan Man is the name given to a double-amputee missing both arms that uses a special set of wing arms to fly. He calls himself bladewing, but the combination of his wing arms and the power pack on his back caused the media to give him his more common name.
Villians
The Clockwork Orange
Not to be confused with the Stanley Kubrick film, The Clockwork Orange is a steampunk automaton powered by a citric acid battery, which is to say an orange. As a result he has an irrational hatred for anyone that eats fruit.
