404-ExamineAlmonds
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
You examine the jar of almonds and the boldly labeled E. As you look at them, the almonds leap out of the jar and start to attack you.
You know all those warnings about nuts, you've just discovered what they mean.
Perhaps they were only mostly harmless.
"This is really nuts," you observe.
"Yes," The almonds agree, "We really are!"
You smile broadly. "Oh, you kidders!" you say.
You have died.
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