404-ArmlessAwakening
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
Needless to say, you bleed to death within the hour. This causes the fairy you captured to spring into action and spend its precious fairy life force to give you a second shot.
Your heart meter refills and you pick yourself off the ground with your one remaining arm. After a quick check to confirm the bottle is indeed empty you look yourself over. Your adventuring clothes are covered in sticky half-dried blood. You should strongly taking some soap to them, or better yet some gasoline and a match.
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