Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that is going down and it's taking you with it.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A snowglobe from the St. Eligius Hospital gift shop
An extremely large ball of twine
The International Space Station
A cypress knee
A sealed cardboard box with a proper shipping label to Santa Claus
A Toblerone
A clock striking 13
A copy of The Library of Babel (abridged)
A Mind Goblin
A Big Mac happy meal

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