Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that needs some time away from you for perspective.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
A Large Hadron Collider
A wilhelm scream
A Nicolas Cage sequin pillow
A Peacock Feather
A set of allen wrenches
A portable hole
A besom
A copy of the Voynich Manuscript
A beer hat
A Type II Phaser

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