Inventory

>look
You are in a dusty alcove. Nearby is something that failed to mention the flesh-eating bacteria.

>check inventory
You are carrying:
An enormous box containing 75 cat whiskers
A ziploc bag with a bit of white residue
A mirror that shows objects closer than they actually are
A Healing Potion
A Heisman Trophy
A sheet of paper with a proof that P=NP
A complete Mandelbrot Set, still in the box
A cherry blossom
A horse-sized duck
A brinicle

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