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Take a stroll downtown
You walk into the downtown area, giving "the look" to everyone you come across. Needless to say, they immediately start wanting you or wanting to be you. Within half an hour everybody in a five block radius is following you around, offering to be a significant other, or begging for lessons in the ways of "the look".
Finally, you turn to the crowd. They want to hear your words of wisdom and will settle for no less. You take a deep breath in preparation to address your followers, and say "...".
You forgot that Luminare left you mute! And now there are all these people are waiting for you to say something! What Terrible luck!







