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Steal everything in the house
You always knew you could build a better life through theft. You exit the cannibal fat people's basement and enter the main section of the house. What wonderful things these cultists had! You quickly steal everything that's not bolted down, and several things that are. Johnny helps. By the time you're done, you have several bags of fascinating items that are probably worth several hundred gold at the local pawnshop.







