User:The Professor
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
Knows everything and can do anything!
Injury Update
Hell, some people still think this is funny. It's a little Visual Basic program Mr. Encyclopedia coded long ago when he took college courses related to VB. It's a little window that periodically interrupts you with a dialogue box detailing The Professor's most recent accident. It'd probably be funnier if it wasn't so incredibly annoying. It's also... not entirely properworky. Still, it's something, and it probably belongs here.
As you can tell from the file size, it's obviously not a virus.
Injury Update (6,450 bytes)
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