Tootsie Roll Pop
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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Bohr
There are only two quantized states of the tootsie roll pop, licked and not licked.
Heisenburg
We cannot measure the location of the center of the pop AND the number of licks with certainty.
Plato
The tootsie roll pop is just the physical representation of a perfect pop, which only takes one lick.
Einstein
As the tootsie roll pop approaches the speed of light, the distance to the center decreases.
Edison
It took me several thousand tries, but I finally came up with 514.
Yoda
Licks. Ha! The center. Ha! A Jedi craves not these things.
Douglas Adams
If you don't already know, it's 42. So there.
John Paul Jones
It has not yet begun to be licked!
Nathan Hale
I regret that I have but one lick to give to my country.
Mr. Owl
Let's find out. One, Two, Three, *crunch* ... Three.
C
while( DistanceToCenter != 0 )
{
DistanceToCenter = lick( TootsieRollPop );
LickNumber++;
}
printf("It took me %d number of licks to get to the center", LickNumber);
Archimedes
By determining the density of the tootsie roll pop we can find out how many licks it will take.
Terry Pratchett
I'm not sure, but that does sound like a great idea for a book.
Michael Crichton
My next book is going to be about people contemplating the ecological ramifications of tootsie roll pops while fighting space demons.
Microsoft
The latest version of Windows will include auto-lick software to eliminate the hassle of manually licking your tootsie roll pop.
Bill Clinton
It depends on what you meant by "does".
Shrodinger
The pop remains both licked and unlicked until you unwrap it and the waveform collapses.
Visual Basic
PPrivate Sub imgTootsieRollPop_Lick() imgTootsieRollPop.width = imgTootsieRollPop.width - SalivaAmount imgTootsieRollPop.height = imgTootsieRollPop.height - SalivaAmount lblTootsieCounter = lblTootsieCounter + 1 End Sub
EE Cummings
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Freud
Are you sure it's a tootsie roll pop that you want licked?
Dr. Ruth
The tootsie roll pop is just a metaphor for your secret sexual desire to be licked in your private area!
