Nightmare Generator
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
- It starts simply enough. You’re sitting at a cliff at the end of the world, getting tore up. By your side is your significant other who you trust and respect, who seems royally pissed about the current state of affairs. And while you’re pretty sure that the sky is not supposed to be green, everything seems relatively normal.
- Unfortunately things are not relatively normal, as evidenced when you look in your pocket to discover you tickets to the big concert are gone! You react with a profane statement of sheer boredom and turn to your associate only to discover that they have suddenly and rather improbably transformed into a gigantic jack in the box! Realizing that the only person you thought you can turn to in this your time of need is the mastermind behind these terrible events, you are forced to leave them behind.
- Your panicked running manages to see you through the terrifying carwash gauntlet. For a brief and beautiful moment, it seems as though you’re in the clear, when your comrade from earlier returns, with the Swedish bikini team in tow! You are powerless to act as the world around you is brought to it’s bitter end.
- But it’s cool because it’s all a dream, right? Yeah but it doesn’t do you much good. The strain these visions placed on your mind have managed to shock your body into a coma. You are trapped within your own horrible nightmares forever, or at least until your physical body dies.
Live out another screaming horror.
| -- Beat |
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