Lightsaber

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

Something I'm sure you want. I mean, c'mon. It's a freakin' Lightsaber. Y'know, *KS-SHOOMMMMMVVVMMMVMVMVMMMSHHHH-P* and all that? Who doesn't want a lightsaber, honestly? (If you answered "me" to this question, then you really need to reevaluate your life to see where you strayed off the straight and narrow.)

Star Wars forever, man!