Happy new year

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Happy New Year!

(Happy New Year holds no responsibility to be happy, or even new. Happy New Year will happen to you. There is no way to avoid Happy New Year. Happy New Year should not be taken orally. If Happy New Year comes in contact with eyes, sit back and watch the pretty pictures. Happy New Year subject to drastic change without notice. Happy New Year is not responsible to any and all changes to you or your lifestyle. Time Travel renders Happy New Year null and void. There are no exchanges, rebates or refunds with Happy New Year.

Batteries not included.

Do not taunt Happy New Year.)

-- DiddilyPuff

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