Disney
From The Encyclopedia of Pointless
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The Princess Story
- In this Disney sequel of a classic Disney movie, join our young hero as they shamelessly rip off a fable with a plot that is watered down for Today's Youth.
- Our story will begin with an abysmal depiction of Our Hero the lion cub Simba's life in Alaska . Our Hero's life here will be pleasant but not without excitement, exemplified when lose the first game of the season.
A barren, frozen wasteland.
- Death, Destroyer of Worlds will take them aside after the excitement and explain, "You are a cute fuzzy animal and must conduct yourself as such! No more of this using your powers for petty high school vendettas business!"
- However great disaster will strike when this voice of reason is charged with mystic energy!
- This forces Our Hero to go on a hilarious bus trip to the distant land of nod where they will Find Themself and also a Rodent of Unusual Size.
- "Hello," Our Hero will say, "In the name of the Moon I will punish you and stuff."
- The sidekick will simply shrug in response and mutter the movie's catchphrase: "More power!"
- Our Hero will be having too much fun impersonating a teenage girl on internet message boards and will nearly forget their worries back home, but a chance encounter with Fangoram will shake them loose and teach them the importance of friendship. With the unthinkably powerful Center Head assembled Our Hero will return to their homeland and save the day by Singing.
- The story will end with a scene that mirrors the introductory scene thus leaving the story open for two television series and a sequel.
- THE END
