BoP:Signs you are Not Normal

From The Encyclopedia of Pointless

1. You start each morning with a rousing game of gin rummy.
2. When you get up on the wrong side of the bed it's the bottom side.
3. At some point in your life you've eaten a Belly Cheese sandwich.
4. You were schooled for 13 years... all the same grade.
5. You have regular conversations with a tree on the other side of the lawn.
6. Your meals consist of Star Trek, in various forms.
7. You are an avid collector of water.
8. You get excited about waking up in the middle of the night.
9. You actually understand INTERCAL.
10. You actually know what the item above is talking about.
11. Your favorite pastime is making homemade cheese.
12. When you were born, they threw away the mold! ...and some of it grew back...
13. You wrote a hymn titled, "Oh my God, its Full of Stars."
14. You think "The Incomprehensible / Strategy + Creativity = Digital Perception" makes sense.
15. You think "Gelatinous Cheese Nostrils" sound tasty.
16. You have a sign on the wall saying "There is no place like 127.0.0.1"